mariah carey

a trash singer who hibernates all year up until november 1st and goes back to sleep december 26

-november first-

mariah carey: cums everywhere to cum

by grs! November 04, 2022

Mariah Carey

Awesome as fuck she could be considered a thot but everyone loves her

Anyone: Mariah Carey
Everyone else: shut the hell up asshole don't say her beautiful name

by Samowo June 13, 2020

Michael Carey

To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.

Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.

by Why$$ September 12, 2020

Michael Carey

To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.

Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.

by Why$$ September 12, 2020

Michael Carey

To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.

Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.

by Why$$ September 12, 2020

Danny Carey

The greatest drummer in progressive metal. He has really good rhythm and can keep a nice groove

Mike Portnoy is better than Danny Carey
Kill yourself you distasteful cunt

by Homo-Cunt October 23, 2018

Alan Carey

A gay person who would do anything with a pulse try’s to avoid the urge of turning around for a cheeky look.RO

Don’t be an Alan Carey

by DRoRo February 04, 2019