blueberry blossom

That ill, sparkly, dank, blue kush that gets you and your bros high for days.

We lit up some blueberry blossom and stared at a tiger statue for hours.

by finagledat November 25, 2010

blueberry muffin

The penis after an anal cream pie. From the blueish green tint to the substance.

After doing her in the ass, she gobbled on the blueberry muffin.

by kintatatsu November 23, 2010

blueberry pie

Simply the greatest creation ever created by those who creatively create. I love pie, and it loves me back. It's all good.

All your pie are belong to me.

by Cowzilla, Pie lover extraordinare April 25, 2005

blueberry muffin

It happens every May. You come back from school only to find your female friends from high school getting fatter and fatter. The term blueberry muffin describes a girl who, despite meeting that description, continues to wear the same clothes she did in high school. If you haven't made the connection between the girl and the muffin, take a look at the part of the muffin which flops over the wrapper.
-From Collegehumor.com

Jamie has turned into a blueberry muffin, but I would still cover her in my frosting.

by Akbar42 August 6, 2004

Fucking Blueberries

Special type of wild blueberry that increases dopamine levels and acts as an aphrodisiac most commonly found in perfumes, body sprays, and lotions. Drives men crazy.

Most popular usage is in "Jelly Belly Blueberry Muffin" fragrance.

May cause sudden nibbling, licking, and nuzzling to the wearer.

"YOU SMELL LIKE FUCKING BLUEBERRIES, WHY WOULDNT I WANT TO LICK YOU!"

"She had me going, those fucking blueberries!"

"all i had to do was use my fucking blueberry scent,and it was game over!"

by sugarytemptress September 28, 2009

blueberry boys

DC metro area slang for police.

"The party went downhill after the blueberry boys showed up."

by skootuh boi October 18, 2008

blueberry buckle

a sexual act when you take a female and curl her up in a ball and start to choke her till she becomes blue, meanwhile you are mashing up blueberries. Then you stuff the blueberries in her vagina, then you have sex with her. After you finishing around her vagina. Then you proceed to eat her out.

We had moldy blueberries since no one was going to eat them I used them to blueberry buckle my girlfriend.

by foodmaster September 27, 2011