Zelching

When you put your girls toes in your mouth and swing her in a circle while jacking off. Any girl who would want this is definitely not the girl you want to do anything with.

“Dude she let me pull a Zelching on her!”
“How much did she cost?”

by Not Ashton Molloy May 01, 2024

zelched

What you are after smoking a fat blunt.

Man, i took one hit of that chronic and i was zelched!

by YESSSSSSSSS May 06, 2007