yeet-a-skeet

To skirt a potential problem
To greet a close friend

Yo she said she had a dick I had to yeet-a-skeet out of there!
Yeet-a-skeet my dude what's up!

by All.in.brov June 18, 2018

Yeeting and skeeting

Cumming while you are riding a skateboard while doing an Ollie around 10 other naked dudes in a public park. You must nut on one of the dudes. You then have to carry the man you came on on top of your shoulders around the whole park.

Dang look at those guys Yeeting and Skeeting

by The yeet skeet master November 27, 2018

Yeet the Skeet

The act of masturbation

“Aye man, you were in there for a while, are you good?”
“Yeah bro, I had to yeet the skeet”

by RealItsFreddy February 12, 2019

Yeet and skeet

The good ole Dwight tactic. Yeeting and skeeting is when u date/have sex with someone and throw them away like the condom u had sex with em with.

Me:Maaan, I gave that bitch the heave ho

Friend: The what?
Me: You know ejaculate and evacuate
Friend: What?

Me: You know... yeet and skeet
Friend: Ooooohhhh. Niiiicccee

by Big thiccy boi July 8, 2019

Yeet Yeet De Didly Skeet

An extension of the word yeet, used for more emphasis on showing excitement torwards something, another way to say “yes” or “oh boy”. Basically, the phrase can mean many things. Not to be confused with the term yeet yeet potato skeet or yeet yeet dog treat or DEFINITELY not yeet yeet I beat my meat for those being completely different terms.

Billy: Yo bro ready to go to the park no homo?

Bobby: Yeet Yeet De Didly Skeet!

by YeetMaster666 July 9, 2018

Yeet and Skeet

What needs to be done to the 1% when the revolution comes.

Trebuchets will be involved.

Also shotguns.

"Guillotines are so passé. Yeet and Skeet the Rich."

by DeSisi1789 July 14, 2020

Yeet and Skeet

When you're banging a thot standing up and right before you cum, throw her in the air and bust a nut at her mid air.

I'm going to give this petite chick the yeet and skeet tonight.

by James Wolfe October 21, 2020