not to be confused with The Blue Screen of Deaththe white screen of death happens when the BSD fails. there are only three ways for WSD to happen.
1)a projectile traveling at high speed smashes through your hard disk, however your pc does not crash, instead it enters a state of confusion, much like the human sensation of being really highon pcp or any other narcotic, which would explain the intense white light.
2)one of Microsoft's spying updates sees you downloading illegal content, prompting Microsoft to screw you.
3)a hammer is smashed into the screen or computer related object that is hooked up to a screen, however the screen and or object remains on, causing a white screen, this is also know as hammering your pc.
Microsoft's most successful program The Blue Screen of Death
1)a projectile traveling at high speed smashes through your hard disk, however your pc does not crash, instead it enters a state of confusion, much like the human sensation of being really highon pcp or any other narcotic, which would explain the intense white light.
2)one of Microsoft's spying updates sees you downloading illegal content, prompting Microsoft to screw you.
3)a hammer is smashed into the screen or computer related object that is hooked up to a screen, however the screen and or object remains on, causing a white screen, this is also know as hammering your pc.
Microsoft's most successful program The Blue Screen of Death
1)i put a .44 through my HDD and i got The White Screen of Death.
2) i got saw 5 days before its in theaters!!!
3) were the fuck is my essay?!?!?! ahh!! -smash-
2) i got saw 5 days before its in theaters!!!
3) were the fuck is my essay?!?!?! ahh!! -smash-
by 35yeros February 26, 2009
Get the The White Screen of Deathmug. My shitty laptops has an hardware problem that makes it hang with a white screen on high IO loads, under linux, freebsd and windows. Packard bell did not find anything though.
see blue screen of death
see blue screen of death
by aris May 31, 2004
Get the white screen of deathmug. If you turn your brightness all the way up on your device and project a white screen on it, it will generate better lighting for when youre filming videos, on face time etc. People normally do this before sleeping on call with their boyfriend/girlfriend
Person A: “Whatd you search up ‘white screen’ for”
Person B: “Oh I was just on call with my girlfriend last night”
Person B: “Oh I was just on call with my girlfriend last night”
by Iamgwen October 8, 2024
Get the White Screenmug.