Weedaboo

Someone who defends cannabis and legalization with information found solely on the internet, with no reliable sources to back it up. They are the kind of people who say things like "I use weed for my ADHD medication because ADHD pills are bad for you lol."

Also generally retarded people overally.

How to Spot a Weedaboo:

•The kind of stoners that nobody fucking likes.
•Even other stoners fucking hate him.
• The kind of stoner who appropriates Jamaican culture and wishes he was black.
•The kind of stoner that has a weed blog on Twitter.
•The kind of stoner that wears a drug rug Every. Fucking. Day.
•The kind of stoner that would move to Colorado, Washington or California just to smoke.

•The kind of stoner that has no future, has his priorities mixed up, and will probably die alone.
•Listens to Nichismoke and other Snoop Dogg parodies and takes them seriously.
•Generic sense of humor, mostly weed jokes.

Not even a stoner anymore, just a blatant pothead.

This guy is a weedaboo, he barely passed High School and just talks about weed/drugs all the time and nothing else.

by California Bae Area September 20, 2016

weedkabab

a nugget of weed thats all stem and very little bud

i went to get some weed and i couldnt roll it cause it was a weedkabab

by mr dc December 14, 2010

Weedbaby

Someone who just started smoking weed, but does it all the time

Mike: When did you become such a weedbaby?
Jennifer: Last week! Anna got me hooked.

by Slimmehh April 22, 2018

weediabetes

If you don’t have enough THC in your system in your body starts acting up.

Man, my weediabetes is actin up! There is way too much blood in my THC stream! My weed pressure is out of wack, I’m fixing to have a stroke, do something for my weediabetes!

by ScallieWags69 September 13, 2023

weedbabe

a teen or young adult who smokes weed a lot

after smoking, i always feel like such a weedbabe

by eyebawlls November 21, 2023