(n.) An exclamation, used in shock, thrill, excitement, terror, or a combination of the aforementioned emotions; when one is so legitimately surprised that there is no other viable option of words to shout.
M: I tried really hard to make sure that bacon was pristine. Cured that baby for about 3 days.
J: And? It turned out well right?
M: Nope. One of my friends overcooked my masterpiece and it was unsalvageable.
J: WAKE WAOW!!!!
J: And? It turned out well right?
M: Nope. One of my friends overcooked my masterpiece and it was unsalvageable.
J: WAKE WAOW!!!!
by WAKE WAOW November 11, 2020

by himerabbit May 2, 2025

Something a soyjak says when they get excited. (Particularly when they're hurting Trump, or consuming product.)
Person: Did you hear about the new Star Wars film?
Soyboy: New Star Wars film?!? WAOW! I'll be consuming the product and getting excited for next product.
Soyboy: New Star Wars film?!? WAOW! I'll be consuming the product and getting excited for next product.
by Grayest July 25, 2021

by AtlasGenie April 29, 2022
