i just wanted to play monopoly

Messed up story on youtube, just look it up and listen for yourself.

I watched i just wanted to play monopoly and it was messed up.

by CreepyStuffFinder May 11, 2018

Your little cousin wants to play

The phrase your mom says when your retard of a cousin comes to visit and wants to play fortnite or whatever game that is mainstream at the time. The best course of action is uninstalling the GPU driver (thank me later)

Mom: (whatever your name is), your little cousin wants to play on your computer.
You:Can I just tell him that my PC is broken?
Mom:No!

by B8EDUM8 January 11, 2021

hey jimmy i want to play fortnite

oh hell no jayden hell no

hey jimmy i want to play fortnite means you dont want to play fortnite

by ReezeX May 13, 2019

Do you want to play mini games?

A word usually heard from 6 year olds playing gorilla tag.

An idiot: Do you want to play mini games?
A gorilla tag player who has a brain:SHUT UP NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY MINI GAMES.

by Helloijustamhere September 11, 2022

Want to play Pavlov

want to have gay oral sex?

Want to play Pavlov later?

by Nighthawk_38 September 21, 2022

I want to play league

Showing the want/need to kill yourself.

My friend said, "I want to play league".
Sorry for your loss.

by ProAngler11 November 5, 2022

People who dont want to play monopoly

That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.

Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!

Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.

by Abusive Shit Bastard January 4, 2018