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Vaginasaurus Rex

(Re Jose Mourinho) There's no escaping the fact the man is a very good football manager. Equally, however, there's no escaping the fact he is one of the biggest cunts ever to walk the face of the earth, and I include the Vaginasaurus Rex in that.

Arseblog 25 August 2010
by Spacejunk56 August 25, 2010
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Vagasaurus Rex

A young person not wanting to be adventurous and acting as if they are 80.
Hey Matt let go on all of the rollercoaster!

Matt: that won't be good for my ticker....
You are such a Vagasaurus Rex!
by littlemin January 19, 2021
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Vaginasaurus Rex

AVagina which is huge, has teeth and is a carnivore because it DEVOURS meat of all sorts.

Its diet of "meat" can cause bad breath if unclean
OH mate, look out for her, she gets around and i hear she has a vaginasaurus rex.
by kritter0027 April 7, 2011
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1.When someone, male or female, is being an incredible whiny bitch and/or seems like they have so much sand in their vagina;real or presumed, that the Mojave Desert then seems like a sand box.

Their mating call is a sound that comes deep within your throat, is loud; above 80 decibels and you have to wag your tongue back and forth in your mouth to create said noise. Since their nature is to wade in their own self pity, instead of being turned on they reply with "What's wrong with you?" or "You're so fucking gay". And then walk away to go and touch his/herself.
Matt: "Oh whoa is me, my life sucks, I'm going to go and drink all day because no one likes me. I hate my job and I just want to kill myself."

Greg: "Dude, you're such a Vaginasaurus Rex"
by The Golden Child Is I October 20, 2008
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