the king of town Share definition Flag the ruler of Freetown, USA, who can eat raw eggs and a roll of toilet paper and still be hungry. The king of town is really, freally, funny. He dressed up as the hamburgrlar. the king of town by agasdgawgjlHSD October 29, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the the king of town mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch