King of Town

The food crazed king of Freetown, USA. While known for eating any food, is particularly taken with butter. Will munch on anything from a stick of butter to a Butterfinger. Hired the Poopsmith for reasons the rest of the town may never come to understand. Quite frankly three fries short of a happy meal.

'Hey! The king of Town took my Cocoa Butter!

by Erin August 4, 2003

king of town

A fictional character who consumes anything and everything edible. See: butter troll

You eat lard straight from the bucket, The King of Town? Wow, you're a real butter troll. Put that frickin' sandwich down.

by Jeth June 13, 2005

King of Town

Alleged King of Freetown, USA. Employs a poopsmith for reasons best known to himself. Eats only the most fattening of meat by-products.

The King of Town has never said anything funny.

by Upsilon July 19, 2003

King of Town

the fat king from homestarrunner.com who likes to eat.

by sega man August 24, 2003

The King of Town

An old man who lives in Free Country, USA. He won a fake crown by buying one at the costume shop for equal or lesser value and getting one free. He does little more than eat. He owns The Flamingo.

This is...the KoT...in th place to be...

by Jonah Rowley April 9, 2005

King of Town

Very uncool fellow, often associated with all things butter, doo hoo hoo

by Trogdor the Burninator March 20, 2003

King Of Town

The King of freetown, USA. He plays Typing tutor 2000, is a total loser, and enjoys drinking "Butter-Da".

They say I shouldn't, but It's too darn tasty!

by Zach G. January 23, 2004