put the fucks to

1) to screw someone over, to cause pain or aggravation

2) to have sex with someone

1) Don't put the fucks to Shamy, she already put the fucks to herself.

2) I wish Charlie would come over and put the fucks to me.

by M78 December 10, 2009

beep the fucks

Since in US TV offensive language is often beeped out and this is considered annoying and unnerving by many viewers, "to beep the fucks" is used as a synonym for "to suck".

Man, failing the exam would really beep the fucks.

My car is broken. - Dude, that beeps the fucks.

That movie just beeped the fucks ... big time! We should've watched something else.

by Wurzelgnom December 24, 2007

fucks the mayor

Outstanding in every way, enviable, most excellent

Your new Cayenne really "fucks the mayor" Be!!!

by Be Dugan September 3, 2006

the ugly fucks

a group of girls at my school (any school) that are just horribly ugly and uninteresting to talk to, bad communication skills, there only hope is to get really rich and buy new skin.. and learn how to talk right...damn

keen hangs out with the ugly fucks

by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

the amount of fucks i give

None

No fucks shall be given today

not a single fuck will be given today
The amount of fucks I give is 0

by Fap master 22 October 9, 2013

Fucks with the front

To go hard, primarily with a tight nit group of people; To go to extremes to achieve a goal.

P1 - "Do you think Mark can keep up tonight?"
P2 - "Yeah man, he fucks with the front."

Peter waited in line for 36 hours to get next to the stage at the Diplo show, he fucks with the front

by InvertedPenisSyndrome November 9, 2018

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022