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The Donns

An extremely cool band who play ska, punk, reggae, and metal. Their mission is to entertain, and this they do with style and grace. The lineup is Joe (guitar and vocals), Bully (bass), Pokey (drums) and Hannah (saxophone).
They rock the groove on their own material which typically covers such subjects as the evils of television and the joys of fucking other people's mothers. They also do amusing cover versions of pop songs, such as a reggae/metal version of Madonna's "Like A Prayer".
The excellent skills displayed by the musicians, and their irreverent sense of humour, make them one of the best bands emerging on the scene today.
Woke up in the morning with your mother in my bed
She was lying there with her legs just spread
So I woke her up and she gave me some head
And then I called you up - and this is what I said:
Late last night when the sun went down
I left my house, I went across town
I went to see your mum, I stuck it up her bum
I rammed it in and out, until I made her come
Oh yes it was my mission
to try every position
And then I gave her crack
To lower inhibition
Yes your mum is fat it's an undisputed fact
When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw peanuts at her
Yes she's a whale, ships on her trail
They want to harpoon her and put her up for sale
And I'm sorry, my dear, buty it's over.... oh yeah

"Love Your Mother" - The Donns
by Anne Observer June 11, 2006
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Crowd the Donna

Slang; "crowd the donna" has many uses in modern slang, though it originated as a sexual expression for vaginal or anal penetration. It reached widespread use in the early 1930s in Witchita, Kansas, when a young gang calling themselves "The Crowded Donnas" popularized the term.

see also: Monitor the Ocie
"I'm gonna crowd your donna"; "Go crowd your own donna"; in anger, nonsexual: "I'm totally gonna crowd your donna 'til your face bleeds"; "tonight I'm gonna go out and crowd some donnas"; "My donna needs a good crowding"
by Doc Dauber February 2, 2004
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The Donna

the act of having sexual intercourse with one’s best friends mum
hey jack, have you completed the donna yet?

Nah not yet mate, hopefully when i go over to his house tonight.
by The Unofficial President July 11, 2025
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The Kentucky Donna

Slight variation to the Kentucky Tractor Pull. Before sex, the receiver inserts a water balloon full of urine up their sphincter and holds it queue until they are ready to begin. Once ready the balloon is crushed by clenching the anal muscles, thus providing a lubricated and receptive environment for the tractor pull.
Can I barrow a balloon? It's my husband's birthday and I really want to give him a good pull tonight. He's very homesick and The Kentucky Donna really reminds him of his late mother.
by mexicansatan April 8, 2017
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The Double Donnan

When a girl farts whilst wearing leggings and the fart can't escape so goes into her noon, then she has to queef it out, effectively double farting. The Double Donnan. Queef fart
Alex - "Oh God, I've just farted up my nooni, now I'm going to have to Queef it out"
Carol - " ewwww The Double Donnan ?

that's gross ! "
Alex - " what would you do, hold it in ? Fuck you Carol "
by The Happy Munter September 11, 2018
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