conjuring a patronus

When you jerk off onto your stomach and chest and the pattern looks like a stag.

The other day I was jerking off and it was really cool - I ended up conjuring a patronus!

by kp-ob December 13, 2018

+1 conjuring

When engaging in masturbatory fantasy using mental images to conjure sexual memories or scenarios in your mind's eye. After coming, it is polite to text the individual, "+1 conjuring," to let them know you have conjured their presence and came hard.

You: Hey babe, I just got off and leveled up! +1 conjuring.

Them: Thank you Kanye, very cool!

by tuffyepstein November 2, 2020

conjure up a rip

Eat, drink, and/or do something to produce the nastiest smelling fart imaginable

I ate some Brussel sprouts and drank some beer to conjure up a rip

by SureShot141 July 13, 2016

conjuring

conjuring is a cybergroup who post shitty extorters and ewhores on doxbin.com :3

did you see conjuring doxed that shit kid yxungmane?

by conjuring ^_^ January 30, 2024

Conjuring

The build up or anticipation of a large bowel movement. Summoning the demons.

I just drank my morning coffee and now I'm conjuring.

by The Conjuring December 18, 2020

Conjure

to bring about or to convene against

I wish to summon and conjure the spirit of my forgotten father and to conjure an algorithm that will send me to Pluto.

by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

Arcane Odyssey Conjurer

Triple neckbeard weebs with magic

That Arcane Odyssey Conjurer is so ugly

by Thunder00 September 14, 2025