home of the biggest teenage party places. if you’re a teenager and you live in bradenton, you probably go crazy on the weekends. everyone know everyone here. anna maria island and applebee’s is where everyone hangs out. the girls are hot and the boys are hot too. it’s a tiny city full of hot teenage party-ers.
by anna.craig November 12, 2018
Bradenton FL home to where old ladies pee and shit in bags because their cocaine addicted illiterate sons don’t know how to fix their toilets and leave it to rot until it’s smells like Kamala Harris asshole and old ladies go to red lobster and ask for pots of water.
Mother:honey can you fix the toilet I really need to go
Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow
Mother:thank you honey.
3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity
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Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow
Mother:thank you honey.
3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity
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by Bradenton September 5, 2021
Most likely stoners, know how to party, live at the beach. They go to Bayshore or manatee high school. They are wild and always know how to have a good time
by Potatomelon December 10, 2018
A tasty drink invented by Steven Warren. Made with 2 parts Bacardi rum, 2 parts Malibu coconut rum, 2 parts peach schnapps, 2 parts blue curaco, 4 parts sour mix. Mix with ice and enjoy until the police arrive
by Lickerguy January 23, 2018
Bradenton FL home to where old ladies pee and shit in bags because their cocaine addicted illiterate sons don’t know how to fix their toilets and leave it to rot until it’s smells like Kamala Harris asshole and old ladies go to red lobster and ask for pots of water.
Mother:honey can you fix the toilet I really need to go
Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow
Mother:thank you honey.
3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity
Man fuck Bradenton FL
Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow
Mother:thank you honey.
3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity
Man fuck Bradenton FL
by Bradenton September 5, 2021