The Jordan Belfort

The act of hitting a girl from behind, pulling out, nutting on her ass and then snorting the nut off.

Micheal: Hey man, what did you do last night?
Dan: I gave my girlfriend The Jordan Belfort, and now I can't smell anything!
Micheal: Lucky you! When I tried The Jordan Belfort all I got was a slap in the face!

by Micheal69420lol May 9, 2021

The Jordan Shuffle

When a tall man walks heavily down the sidewalk, dragging his feet.

Jordan twisted his foot doing "The Jordan Shuffle".

by BeccaJean December 22, 2020

The Jordan Treatment

The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.

Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."

by not izaak February 17, 2022

the jordan effect

When u beef with a girl name jordan and ya ass gets soggy and flat as a result

"thats the jordan effect for ya

by elisamariaaaaa November 24, 2023

the jordan effect

when you beef with a girl named jordan, ur ass become sooggier than everrrr. smd ivette

ivette: "Omg why evb sayin my ass soggier than ever"
elisa:"thats the jordan effect for ya"

by elisamariaaaaa November 24, 2023

the jordan effect

when u beef with jordan ur ass becomes soggier than EVER

soggy butt: "omg why ppl sayin my ass is soggier than ever?"
me: "thats the jordan effect for ya, soggy ass bitch"

by elisamariaaaaa December 2, 2023

The Jordan Effect

Every Month In December Your Bitch Will Miraculously Text/Send Nudes/Hide Text/ Beware It might happen to you.

I woke up out of my sleep to see “the jordan effect” i didn’t know what to do so i left and never came back

Others Have Witnessed “The Jordan Effect Through Messages or Even Weird Snaps.

Beware The Jordan Effect may happen to you

by MIKECOXHURSTS December 28, 2025