tard

Refers to residents of Melbourne, Australia. Especially the fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club. Traces it's origins in this use to an internet football forum. Reaching popular usage through this forum and other specific team forums at the start of the new A-League competition.
Depsite beating their hated rivals, Sydney FC 5-0, the 'tards failed to live up to this result and played out the rest of the season like the 'tards they are.
by Billy Hill March 09, 2006
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Dumb people that obsessively ship in fanfiction that like to shove their 'cannon' or OTP down everybodies throats. The 'tards' don't like other people in a fandom to like or dislike their parings. They want EVERYONE to love it as much as they do and if you don't you are dumb even though they are the ones that act immaturely over the internet and sometimes in real life among stupid teenaged girls.

They enjoy debating, stirring up fights through flaming or anti-FCs. All in all, the 'tards' are very efficient in making people loathe their pairings instead of making them love it.

Like Fandom Nazis, these crazy type of shipper likes to round up the nonbelievers, make the fanfic world into a communist society and succesfully smash all non-romantic fandoms by seeing things that don't exist. Most of their 'proof' lies in filler movies or episodes that never showed up in the original manga or books.

Add 'tard' to the end of any pairing in any fandom and you'll have a good idea.

Ichirukitard, Twitard, Sesskagtard, etc.,
Nazi Tard shrieks: Hitler supports IchiRuki!
by Annoyed anti-shipper November 25, 2011
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A tard is a retarded kid that its okay to pick on.
"oh shit son look at the tard in that fucking automated wheelchair, hahaha what a fucking idiot, jesus i've never laughed so hard just looking at a person, I'm going to sneak up on him and make him eat my shit, literally the shit from my asshole, overall this will be a very grand event."
by the st3 October 07, 2005
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Look peepole, its not cool to name person tards. My brother tard, my mother tard, and my father a semitard--i thought he normal 'till we founds him eating grass last weeks like a cow; now we know he the most tarded. but my teacherz tell me i real smart. they say im the smartest kid in the specialist class of them all. yay!
Heretofore, my entire family considred my father relatively (that is relative to the rest of my family) smart; however, his recent dietary choices have led us to the unequivocal truth: he is a tard. In fact, he is a tard of the highest order (a profound tard, defined as a person possessing an IQ under 20). That is, while both my father and our cow Milky enjoy chewing on grass, the latter, suprsingly enough, is the smarter of the two.
by Jeffmaninny October 28, 2006
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someone who is not neccesarily mentally challenged, they just deserve to be.
OMG! Brendan, get your hand out of the paper shredder! You're such a tard!
by gracerrx3 January 07, 2007
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Tard is a term used to call someone out or just plainly call them stupid. It has thru time evolved from "retard" into "tard". the reason for this transition is due to the mainstream media completely alienating the word "retard", the reason for the alieanation is the evoloution of the word, as the meaning is a mentally handicapped person which over time grew to stupid, the word was unliked by the mentally handicapped because of its mainstream use as a insult. due to this it has gained an offensive meaning to it, even though it didnt start that way. "tard" tried to capture the same feeling as the original when used as a insult.
(in this example it is used while playing a game)
"Mark: you tard! you have to press the F button! Phil: it isn't my fault this game is built like trash!"

(in this example it is a classroom)
"jock: hey tard, catch! nerd: oww! don't throw that at me, and I'm not a tard!"
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by puss man September 06, 2021
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Short for retard, only not meaning mentally retarded. More in the meaning of idiot, dumb, and stupid.
Ty: Why are squares square?
Bob: Gosh, Ty! No need to be a tard!
by hellofatman March 30, 2009
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