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Taking Grandma to Applebee's 

"Taking Grandma to Applebee's" is a sexual activity where the female is older than 65 and the man is at least 20 years younger. The woman eats out the man's butt hole. Of course the man preferably is a vegetarian, and has diarrhea.
The other night, I was taking grandma to Applebee's, and I sharted all over her face.
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Taking Grandma to Applebee's 

When Conan O'Brien makes the sweetest of love to George Lopez.
You hear about what happened on TBS last nite? It must be sweeps week, becuase for 25 minutes, they were taking Grandma to Applebee's.

Taking Your Grandma to Applebee's

Fuck if I know... Just go have sex with your girlfriend, or boyfriend
Hey Jeff, I'm taking your Grandma to Applebee's, HARD!