Named after the snl character Bill Swerski, swerski syndrome is when someone obsesses over their hometown’s sports team. This is extremely common in the Midwest and the East Coast.
Guy 1: “LETS GO CARDINALS THE CUBS FUCKING SUCK!!!”
Guy 2: “That guy has Swerski Syndrome.”
Guy 3: “For real.”
Guy 2: “That guy has Swerski Syndrome.”
Guy 3: “For real.”
by joewick September 18, 2021
Get the Swerski Syndrome mug.The distance at which a young science major can no longer resist the bling worn by a member of their preferred sex. A play on the market price of Swarovski, which is effectively $350 glass (and the only thing university students can afford), and the Swartzchild Radius (which is the radius of a black hole, from which there is no escape).
"Oooh look at Mitsie, she has no understanding of physics, but that's a damned low cut top and nice bling."
"Yeah, look at Professor Higgs... he's mesmerised... and totally caught in her Swarovski Radius. She'll pass anyway!"
"Yeah, look at Professor Higgs... he's mesmerised... and totally caught in her Swarovski Radius. She'll pass anyway!"
by <LeIgHthaL> October 25, 2023
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