Swan Laker

1) Someone who lives in the Swan Lake Trailer Park in Mira Loma, CA. It is a gated community designed to keep the people in. 2) Someone who would be the absolute last person to attend a ballet or high school. 3) The antithesis of the graceful swan, Swan Lakers are more like inbred Ugly Ducklings.

Jerry Springer won't take no Swan Lakers.

by Bubba84 December 22, 2005

Swan lakeing

When jerking off in a planked position you aim the head of the penis at a 69 degree angle as to shoot the cum into your mouth upon ejaculation. Can be done accidentally or on purpose but either way the cum is normally choked up causing the swans to take flight.

“*auhg* Fuck I’ve just swan laked myself”, or “I about threw up when I realized I was swan lakeing”

by GammaTexas8 September 10, 2021