Spornts

A man cave dedicated to 24 a day non-stop sports and porn on multiple screens.

I'm thinking about charging monthly memberships to my spornts room since my neighbors never leave.

by Dr. Evol May 18, 2018

chin splints

Similar to shin splints, a chin splint is any injury of the chin, jaw, mouth, or tongue that has been suffered as a result of performing fellatio or cunnilingus.

"Babe, I can't go down on you tonight, I'm suffering hella chin splints."

by TSayvs June 11, 2013

shin splints

a lame excuse for being late to an important date

nick: "hey sorry im late i had to walk like five miles here with shin splints. im so exhausted and i hurt so bad!"

grace: "i dont care"

by lenamisery November 9, 2009

spornts

A man cave that you've secretly turned into a non-stop guys only sports and porn room by adding multiple televisions and monitors.

My wife asked why I put a dead bolt on my man cave. I told her it was to keep the kids out when it was really to her out of my Spornts room.

by Dr. Evol May 19, 2018

Hill Sprints

A workout or exercise routine. Run like hell up a steep gradient for 50 to 100 meters, walk back down, recover, and do it again...and again. The workout ends when your lungs are exploding and your butt is shaking and you can barely stand. The first few times you will hate yourself, but then you will love the pain and the results. Eventually you will be a hot and beautiful badass.

We don't need no stinkin' ab crunches or butt lunges. We do hill sprints, bitches.

Reason suggests my beer gut, muffin top, and batwings make me vulnerable in a zombie apocalypse. I could run hill sprints every day and eat better, but zombies aren't real.

by alixDDD January 30, 2015

shin splints

the worst pain underneath your knee and in the ass. caused by overuse to the calf muscles. if you have shin splints don’t act like they’re not there and keep doing stuff or they will never go away. so like good luck

person #1: wth i have shin splints

person #2: i still have mine from track 2 years ago

by your_frikin’_fave September 19, 2019

Spontsex

Sexual intercourse that occurs spontaneously.

Kitten loves spontsex. It doesn’t matter where she is. When the mood strikes, WATCHOUT!

by Shylock1981 May 2, 2010