splooch 

To spill something or the mark the substance makes once it has spilled. Derived from splash which applies to thin liquids, splooch sounds more like a thick liquid.

As I added the can of whole tomatoes to the pot, I splooched on the stove. Just as I was going to lick my ice cream cone a blob fell off and made a splooch down the front of my shirt.

splooch by Liser May 13, 2005

Splooch 

What happens when a girl hasn't had sex in a while and she finally gets it and cums early

Hey bro my girl splooched all over me last night

Splooch by Tc169 October 16, 2014

Splooch 

The sound it makes when you take a wet shit and or shart yourself

As i tried to let out a silent fart, i realized that i splooched myself

Splooch by Yianniscorn October 3, 2017

Splooch Gooch 

a thin (and in bad cases thick) lining of cum crusties, dingleberrys, sweat and tears that usually appears on a woman's area between the vagina and butthole (it could theoretically appear on a man if he finds a way to splooge on his own gooch or unless he is a "homo","fag","raging flamer", or my favorite, an "anal tool"). Men with Gooch Splooches are often known to enjoy an occasional "Alaskan Pancake".

Shanene:"Girl, i was changin' in the lockerroom and you know how i change next to the ho Precious? Anyway she went into the showers and i dropped my soap and as i glanced up she had a..."

Shafanjae:"Bitch don't tell me she had a Splooch Gooch!"

Shanene:"Girl you don't even know. Now, let's go get some watermelon, but look out for the linchers!"

Splooch Gooch by Danny Dapper October 14, 2009

sloochin von doitchen 

a dutch master cigarillo, usually grape, strawberry, or cognac flavor

so you guys wanna grab a sloochin von doitchen?

your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke

sloochin von doitchen by PhiL dA CooKa October 13, 2011

Spooch 

The sound that a baby makes when its delivered

Link: Oh my god that baby wants to spooch right out
Stevie: I am sure thats a definition on urban dictionary

Spooch by SIkias June 25, 2020

Squeedily Spooch 

The Squeedily Spooch is an organ, found in the Irkin body.
First heard in Nickeloden's only good show, Invader Zim, in the episode "Dark Harvest". It controls all bodily functions. Getting hit in the Squeedily Spooch proves to be quite painful for any Irkin, as we discover, when Zim, the main character of the show, falls to the ground after receiving a blow from a dodge ball, clutching his midsection, where the Squeedily Spooch is located.

It's like a human male, receiving a kick to the testicular region.

*WHAM!*

Human: Arrrgh! My organs!

Zim: Whahahaha!! Inferior human organs!!!

*WHAM!!*

Zim: Auugh!! My Squeedily Spooch!

-Zim and the little human boy, in the "Dark Harvest" episode.

Squeedily Spooch by ADD Robot October 16, 2009