Splooch

A really old jar of peaches from the movie “holes”

Example:
Joseph: jack you want some splooch?
Jack: *starts gagging*

by ThuCuck23 August 10, 2020

Splooch Gooch

a thin (and in bad cases thick) lining of cum crusties, dingleberrys, sweat and tears that usually appears on a woman's area between the vagina and butthole (it could theoretically appear on a man if he finds a way to splooge on his own gooch or unless he is a "homo","fag","raging flamer", or my favorite, an "anal tool"). Men with Gooch Splooches are often known to enjoy an occasional "Alaskan Pancake".

Shanene:"Girl, i was changin' in the lockerroom and you know how i change next to the ho Precious? Anyway she went into the showers and i dropped my soap and as i glanced up she had a..."

Shafanjae:"Bitch don't tell me she had a Splooch Gooch!"

Shanene:"Girl you don't even know. Now, let's go get some watermelon, but look out for the linchers!"

by Danny Dapper October 14, 2009

Splooch

The sound it makes when you take a wet shit and or shart yourself

As i tried to let out a silent fart, i realized that i splooched myself

by Yianniscorn October 3, 2017

Splooch

What happens when a girl hasn't had sex in a while and she finally gets it and cums early

Hey bro my girl splooched all over me last night

by Tc169 October 16, 2014

Splooching

When a happy dog or cat stretches while crawling with its front feet out stretched in front and dragging its out stretched legs behind.

Look dog is splooching when I come home from work.

by carla99999 June 12, 2018