A spectator of an event who, after approximately the halfway point of the event, constantly asks other spectators if the event is ending, or ending soon. Particularly common at fireworks displays.
(At a fireworks display) Ooh, that one was cool!
(After a 5 second delay) OK guys, that was great! I think that's it - let's go.
(Another firework is seen) Oh wait, it's not over yet...
(Other spectator) Dude, the finale will be obvious - don't be such a premature spectaculator.
(After a 5 second delay) OK guys, that was great! I think that's it - let's go.
(Another firework is seen) Oh wait, it's not over yet...
(Other spectator) Dude, the finale will be obvious - don't be such a premature spectaculator.
by The Sauce King July 04, 2013
Example:
"Practicing fellatio on My King for 3 to 6 hours a day will spectaculate my head game."
~~~His Queen
"Practicing fellatio on My King for 3 to 6 hours a day will spectaculate my head game."
~~~His Queen
by Sequel10 November 21, 2023
When something is done to a standard which is beyond exceptional, the way Elle (pronounced Ellie) would do it.
by Were-rabbit March 10, 2020