Jacob Sartourious

THE CrINgieSt guy in the cringe hall of fame, LOOK HIM UP

OMG IS THAT A FRIKIN JACOB SARTOURIOUS WALLPAPER I GOTTA GET IT

O O F O H Y E A H J A C O B, R I G H T, T H E R E

by MemeNstuff February 19, 2019

Satorious

Russian Demigod and part-time engineer. He can fix anything better than fix-it-Felix. He is immortal and the son of Rasputin. His uncles include Bob the Builder, Benito Mussolini, and Adolf Hitler, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Random Person: Oh no, the bridge collapsed. I should call Satorious.
Sartorius: Trust me im an engineer.

by Savage123274726 June 4, 2020

Splatorious

Sarcastic and hyperbolic iteration of the word splendid

"I'm literally gonna kms"
"Oh my God isnt that just splatorious"

by That_splatorious_guy October 3, 2023