social retardation

condition in which a person behaves inappropriately whenever they are ou in public. Such person has no idea how to act or communicate in the presence of others but does not get embarrassed because they aren't aware of their own deficiencies.

Please excuse my mother, she suffers from social retartation.

by LN July 19, 2003

Social Retard

1) One who is slow at the social scene. 2) One who is blamed for not attending manysocial events. 3) A person who choses not to be social.

Dude, if your aren't going to the football game, then you're a social retard!

by tripleplay1882 October 1, 2010

social retard

A pioneer in that they know that the social arena these days is throughly poisoned and full of just plain ol' non-mentally handicapped retards (i.e., people who, if they only tried just a little bit, could actually use their brains and then might make themselves somewhat bearable).
Therefore, so-called "social retards" are smart enough to stay away from that shitfest (i.e., most bars and clubs) and realize that it would be a total waste of energy to spend time out with those stupid looking, ugly morons.

It's better to be a social retard than a retard that actually sees something good in going out to a toxic social envirnment like a bar.

by sheallee March 23, 2009

Socially Retarded

Someone that is missing or lacking the social skills needed to be accepted in society.

Me: Why are you bored?
Tawfiq: I have no friends
Me: So, your socially retarded?
Tawfiq: Yes. Yes i am.

by udahit April 9, 2009

Socially Retarded

A person that thinks facebooking, twittering, texting, and being glued to your phone is being social even though its the complete opposite.

John: (staring at his phone) I'm such a social person
Mark: When was the last time you talked to someone face to face? You are more like Socially retarded

by bilbobagg May 20, 2011

Social Retard

Person who is having or showing a lack of desire, social education, manners or up-brining to respect time/polite gestures/friendship/companionship/welfare of another members of the human society.

Alex is a social retard who changed his mind and cancelled a date 5 minutes before the dinner.

by OB84Social May 25, 2010

Socially retarded

Ok there are 2 types of socially retarded people. There's the type of people that are quiet and shy and freak out whenever someone goes up and talks to them. Then, there's the type of people who say weird and gross stuff in a social setting without either realizing it or not.

guy: i asked my gf what she wanted to do tonight and she said "mad butt stuff, crazy butt stuff, butt stuff til we can't butt stuff no more"

olivia: really? whether she's joking or not, that's still kinda weird to say

guy: yeah i know...

olivia: god, alana is so socially retarded

by tipsygal41 November 23, 2021