shit a cold purple twinkie

A severe offense to one's sense of propriety or decency; an outrage; a disturbance of function, equilibrium, or mental faculties; a potentially fatal physiological reaction to a variety of conditions.

I nearly shit a cold purple twinkie when I heard of the horrible turn of events.

by nick May 26, 2006

Shit-filled Twinkie

A human being who is a complete fool

That person is a shit-filled Twinkie

by Misslinds March 16, 2023