Reading, PA

not hood, (shakin my head) dont nobody in the world want to claim they're from Reading. LOL @ the name first of all. And that little "death" that happened in that school was a lie, just because little white kids over there do pot don't mean they hood, Lmao @ pot, come to jerzy where them real niggaz be at, holla atcha nigga on some real

Wouldn't nobody in the entire U.S. walk up to someone and say they from "Reading, PA". Jersey is the truth if anything. Camden is rated murder capital of the U.S., search the web if u dont believe me, and Newark, Irvington, Elizabeth, Jersey City, East Orange and all that is still hood along wit it holla at me 1

by B iz Brazy September 28, 2005

Reading the Paper

A phrase used to nonchalantly tell someone that you are smoking marijuana. The phrase brings with it a large number of puns that can be quite humerus.

Friend: (Calls you on the phone) Hey man, what are you doing?

You: I'm just sitting around 'reading the paper'!

Friend: Sweet, so I guess you got the 'news'!

You: Totally got the 'news'!

by TheGreatBigD August 26, 2014

Reading in the Park

An entertaining pastime, where one goes to a park for an hour to an afternoon with a slightlty-significant other (a fwb works excellently) and keep up the facade of enjoying a good book in each other's company, but in fact taking most of your time to make out, etc.

Yeah mum, I was reading in the park with David, sorry I didn't call.

by FavFemAnon April 29, 2011

readingasm

readingasm (ree-ding-gaz-uhm)
-noun
1. the heightened physical and emotional sensation experienced while watching Nirvana: Live at Reading
2. a similar point of intensity or excitement from other Nirvana entertainment

-verb
1. to have a readingasm

watching the entire MTV Unplugged special is sure to produce multiple readingasms

by Lily_of_Geeks November 3, 2009