You are about to wank and you have been thinking about a girl that wants you, but just doesn't meet your standards. Just before wanking, you decide to text her something dirty because u are thinking "She's not that bad , I'm gonna shag her" - she doesn't reply - and after wanking, you experience regret for sending the text when you were horny.
by Shaun47 December 16, 2009
Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).
Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.
Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.
Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.
What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.
Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.
What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
by Some mate1 January 26, 2020