popeyed

When you're passed out drunk in the back of your girl's car, and she's drunk, but thinks you need to sober up, so she tries to feed you spinach while you're passed out.

My baby tried to kill me when she popeyed me with her salad.

by digitalizard August 29, 2018

Popey

Feeling emotional or teary-eyed, often unexpectedly, while watching a show or movie, or reflecting on a past event.

Denise got popey while watching the movie The Two Popes

by KittenHerder December 18, 2024

Popeyed

When a woman sits on your face, and she’s so large she makes your eyes pop out of your head.

Paul was standing in line for fried chicken when he saw a beautiful BBW and decided to take her home.
He was so excited when he undressed her and pulled her in his face that he Popeyed his couch.

by Ballsinmybutt July 7, 2018