Poo Fingers

A resident of the town Wauconda, Illinois who typically goes by chris, or shit fist. He who is often mistaken for she, is trade marked by his brown fingers. There are many stories to which he got his name, but the real one is that he fingered his butt NOT his dog's butt. Gosh.

"Who is Poo Fingers?"
"Chris."

by thepollutedcity November 13, 2011

Finger Poo

When you get fingered up the bum when you need a poo, the resulting poo ends up on the fingerers finger.

Zooey; Don't finger me up the bum, i need a poo
Jim; Urrh i got poo on my finger.
Jim got a Finger Poo

by SuperCliff June 3, 2009

Poo-Poo Fingers

Fingering a girl's asshole.

"Hey man, did you give her poo-poo fingers?"

by Mr. Poo-Poo Fingers October 30, 2012