Pissing like you hate porcelain

The act of urinating so forcefully that anyone in earshot is convinced you have a hatred of toilets/urinals.

I held it for so long that when I finally went, the guy next to me said "you were pissing like you hate porcelain."

by THVVW October 06, 2011

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beat the piss out of you

Beating someone to a pulp. Knockin' your ass out

Motha fucka, you step to me again.....I'm gonna beat the piss out of you!!

by Da Skrill July 10, 2006

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Are you pissing on my wiener?

When someone is mentally, verbally, and physically yanking your goodies. In other words, when you think someone is joking with you.

Brian- Dude, I totally boinked Sara last night.

Sam- Are you pissing on my wiener?

by badumdum May 10, 2010

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Pissy Pants/You Pissed your Pants

When someone is overly pissed off and decides to yell at everyone, even when they're trying to help.

Guy 1: What the hell do you want? You're not helping me!
Guy 2: Woah, dude. Don't be such a Pissy Pants.
Guy 3: Yeah. It looks like You Pissed Your Pants.

Pissed off Angry Pissy Pants/You Pissed your Pants

by SomeSeriousCarnage June 01, 2014

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'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day

June 7th
The time to tell someone what they did to make you angry.
Don't be shy, be honest!

Person 1: Hey, I know that you slept with my wife!
Person 2: Why are you telling me this?!?
Person 1: It's 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day

by Thisistotallyreal June 06, 2022

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