Cumpanion pillow 

An inflatable fuckfest to you through the TSA lines or HOV lines on the way to work. This durable “washable” inflatable life size a promo ally correct life like Pillow will sure to be a hit at all your upcoming events; whether your at home ,travel or just having dinner with your parents and need a date. She or he or it will get you through it.

While at jury duty I was so stressed I had to relieve myself with cumpanion pillow. The judge and other jurors objected. But I susStained and finished

Cumpanion pillow by clear creek October 8, 2022

Pillowhumper 

grown man who still humps his star wars pillow and lives in the family basement.

Andersen is a pillowhumper.

Pillowhumper by xxxxxxx November 12, 2003

pillowcrumbs 

A feature which men can factor in that leads them to the conclusion of whether or not a female is worthy of sex.

An attribute that makes a woman attractive.

also...
Pillowcrumbing; dirty activities in bed.
Pillowcrumbs; leftovers after a sexual act, usually well-shot cum.

"Wow, have you seen that chick over there? Her chest is totally pillowcrumbs."

pillowcrumbs by theboombaby March 17, 2009

pillowcucking 

The act of denying one of sexual pleasure while simultaneously pleasuring oneself with a pillow, usually with the cuck watching.

Chad: Dude I just pillowcucked my girl the other night!
Chud: I wish I was that awesome like you chad... to be pillowcucking anyone..

pillowcucking by clipbot May 18, 2025