Skip to main content

Pillow Pets

Pillows that can be unfolded into stuffed animals. Possibly the dumbest fucking thing you could ever buy a kid.
Santa gave my 7 year old cousin 2 pillow pets for Christmas. He presumed to sit in a corner and cry for 6 hours.
by 95x July 12, 2010
mugGet the Pillow Petsmug.

Pillow pet

The art of putting a small animal in a pillow case and beating it against walls until it becomes a bloody mess and has a pillow like form.
Hey dad I'm about to pillow pet that cat if it claws me one more time
by Red9252 November 2, 2021
mugGet the Pillow petmug.

Share this definition