A 97 mile long tributary to the Scioto River in Central Ohio. Known for the 22 miles of designated scenic river, and most notable for the strip renamed the "toxic waste dump" by the Ohio State University Campus.
Every year thousands of plastic bottles, beer cans, glass bottles, and pizza boxes are thrown for good fun in the Olentangy by drunken or careless college kids. Every winter, when the river freezes over, more noteable things are dropped onto the ice to sink once it thaws including: Shopping carts, Shoes, Safety Cones, Construction Barrels, Car Parts, and other stolen artifacts such as a Marching Band Sousaphone, a kite, and an animal crate.
The toxicity of the river is known throughout the campus- students claim that should someone fall in, they have a 50/50 shot of obtaining super powers or a mutated third limb.
A number of Canadian geese and mallards call this river home, but most notably are the four white geese nicknamed Floppy, Goon, Retard Goose and Fluffy.
Every year thousands of plastic bottles, beer cans, glass bottles, and pizza boxes are thrown for good fun in the Olentangy by drunken or careless college kids. Every winter, when the river freezes over, more noteable things are dropped onto the ice to sink once it thaws including: Shopping carts, Shoes, Safety Cones, Construction Barrels, Car Parts, and other stolen artifacts such as a Marching Band Sousaphone, a kite, and an animal crate.
The toxicity of the river is known throughout the campus- students claim that should someone fall in, they have a 50/50 shot of obtaining super powers or a mutated third limb.
A number of Canadian geese and mallards call this river home, but most notably are the four white geese nicknamed Floppy, Goon, Retard Goose and Fluffy.
The Olentangy River is so filled with large obstacles the OSU Crew and Rowing teams have to create narrow paths to row to avoid damaging their boats.
Drunk 1: Hey! I've got a broken motorcycle I don't use anymore!
Drunk 2: Let's throw it in the Olentangy River!
Drunk 1: Hey! I've got a broken motorcycle I don't use anymore!
Drunk 2: Let's throw it in the Olentangy River!
by Abandkid March 4, 2011
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During the school day kids take frequent bathroom breaks to go get high or buzzed. Half the teachers have no idea how to teach kids the required content and leave the kids to fail, and proceed to tell them it’s all their fault. Another thing you might find in the liberty bathroom is people having mental breakdowns. Hear crying in the stall next to you? Just another day at Olentangy liberty. After school you might find the kids dealing, receiving, or consuming drugs in the McDonalds parking lot! the only redeeming thing about liberty is that they don’t suck at sports. Consequently, the rest of the deserving programs receive less funds. But most of all, liberty consists of preppy, rich white kids who think they own the town, speeding past in their Jeep wranglers :) but be carful not to make them mad because then they might call daddy on you, and sue your ass
During the school day kids take frequent bathroom breaks to go get high or buzzed. Half the teachers have no idea how to teach kids the required content and leave the kids to fail, and proceed to tell them it’s all their fault. Another thing you might find in the liberty bathroom is people having mental breakdowns. Hear crying in the stall next to you? Just another day at Olentangy liberty. After school you might find the kids dealing, receiving, or consuming drugs in the McDonalds parking lot! the only redeeming thing about liberty is that they don’t suck at sports. Consequently, the rest of the deserving programs receive less funds. But most of all, liberty consists of preppy, rich white kids who think they own the town, speeding past in their Jeep wranglers :) but be carful not to make them mad because then they might call daddy on you, and sue your ass
Susan: why does Maria always get what she wants?
Rachel: because she goes to olentangy liberty
Joe: hey Nick, want to go to McDonalds?
nick: no way dude! we might run into some druggies from olentangy liberty
Rachel: because she goes to olentangy liberty
Joe: hey Nick, want to go to McDonalds?
nick: no way dude! we might run into some druggies from olentangy liberty
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by Koolaidria15 December 11, 2011
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Get the Olentangy Braves mug.The voice of Olentangy is a legend, period. Although often know to many as just "The Voice" many people aspire to have the honor in holding this position for only one person may be THE VOICE OF OLENTANGY. Whomever may be the voice is said to have quite a positive future ahead of them with many opportunities that they will flourish at. Each year a new Voice is assigned to this honorable duty for the Braves, starting off with the very first Voice in the graduating class of 2011 Zack Molle. Although Molle prematurely lost his position to the more gifted Christopher M. Cousins of the 2012 graduating class he is still accredited with starting off this newly founded tradition. This is going to be a great title passed down for many years within The Olentangy High School. For incoming students into the journalism program remember to keep your eye on the prize, The Voice Of Olentangy.
Dumb Freshman: Wow, I really want to be The Voice of Olentangy like Zack Molle.
Smart Freshman: Not me! I'm going to be even better then him, they mise well call me the second Chris Cousins.
Smart Freshman: Not me! I'm going to be even better then him, they mise well call me the second Chris Cousins.
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