Older sibling

a god born before the younger sibling(s), who must deal with the younger sibling(s) nonsense. they are punished more harshly than them, and have to suffer the toture of their younger sibling(s) getting a lesser punishment than them. they get blamed for things they didnt do by their parents and siblings. please send them (and me) free pizza to help them gain back their godly powers -maya froggie
johnny: "i blamed my older sibling for killing our parents today."

person 2 or smth:"...you're a horrible person johnny."
by maya froggie March 14, 2024
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Older sibling

You hate them one minute the other ur getting food together while jamming in their car
Older sibling: *comes in room*
Me: what do you want
Older sibling: *just stands there*
Me: get out!
Older sibling: *gets out and LEAVES THE DOOR FKING OPEN*
Me: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR
Older sibling: hey wanna get starbucks
Me: yes let’s go

*dies laughing in car*
by Urlocalidiottt:) November 20, 2023
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