there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse Share definition Flag A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead. Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?Guy 2: No what happened to her?Guy 1: She diedGuy 2: Why did nobody help her?Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell offGuy 2: Wtf! there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse by panda_patches May 7, 2013 0 0