noob stick

like on halo 3 when your playing a game of swords and you parry them they throw a plasma grenade on you

alex the noob is using his gay noob stick and its pissing me off

by miguel5515 March 01, 2008

noob stick

A n00b who sucks so much, he could easily be owned by another n00b, when said other n00b is using only a wooden stick.

That n00b stick just got owned...with only a stick.

by JonnyKtyler April 29, 2005

Noob Stick

A tool used to educate, and reform noobs by bludgeoning them tell they know better. Usually a blunt object like a baseball bat with nails protruding from it, or wrapped in razor wire.

Learn to play before I beat you within an inch of your life with the noob stick!

by Saint of Games April 14, 2011

Noob Stick

A noob stick is a term used to describe a rocket launcher in a online video game such as Call of duty 4. It is called a stick due to its shape and nooby because it is normally the only gun noobs can get kills with due to its large splash radius.

Noob: Wow I am totally pro I just got 3 kills with the rocket launcher.
Player: Put down the noob stick scrub and use a real gun.

by Colll October 26, 2008

noob on a stick

a noob that sucks so much, some guy pwned him and put a stick up his arse for no apparent reason. This can occur also in moments of frustration, when a noob decides he needs to relax and put a stick up his bottom, or when a noob needs to drop a dookie they shove a stick up their arse to prevent an unwanted toilet trip away from world of warcraft. (DO NOT TRY THIS, noobs have been known to explode)

noob "hey guys go easy im new"
wow_man "haha ur such a noob"
thatguy "he hasnt killed ne1 and i keep pwing him, hes a noob on a stick"
noob "ohh..."

by Chris "Kreejo" JJ May 09, 2006

Noob Stick

A more affectionate term for noob. Meaning stupid geek. No good at games.

What did you do that for you noob stick?

by evuppy November 09, 2011