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late night gardening

the act of breaking up, smoking, growing, or baking marijuana
by kuhayeluh January 10, 2010
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Night Gardener

Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night

Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip
Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch
by The Dirty Rafe January 2, 2023
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Gardening at night

The act of urinating in bushes after dark. The phrase is attributable to the R.E.M. song of the same name, written after the band was driving in a van after a show in the early 1980's and directed the van's driver, drummer Bill Berry, to pull to the side of the road so that the other band members could engage in some "night gardening" on the roadside bushes.
The cops gave him a ticket because he was caught gardening at night over off Broad Street.
by Laertes513 February 17, 2015
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