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mooney

a highly sexy person who is very attractive and can get any girl, someone whos very smart and nice and very funny too. also has a nicely sized penis.
I dream of being a mooney one day
by Reed sonrah December 25, 2017
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Seb mooney

Seb mooney is the one u look up to and think “wow I wish I was a seb mooney” they will always give u a lovely mooney and comfort you at your darkest hours
Tim-is that a seb mooney
Tom-I believe it is

Tim-damn I wanna be a seb mooney
by XXXclapped January 21, 2019
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Mooney

The embodiment of the Alpha Male, conceived by super sperm and brought forth unto earth by a female of father's choice. Gifted with intelligence and athleticism, a Mooney normally rises to stardom early in life and serves as the leader of the pack. Family origin dates back to Donegal, a town in County Donegal, Ireland. Contrary to legend, a Mooney is not descended from any religious icon and is not a prophet.
Amy: "There is no such thing as the perfect guy. I'm sick of guys, and I just want someone who is smart, funny, and a thoroughbred racehorse in bed."

Jen: "Amy, we need to find you a Mooney."
by Michael O'Neill December 15, 2008
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Mooneyfucker

Very similar to Mooneybanger but more extreme. Someone who has no friends at all. Basically a loner.
"I don't even know his name. He must be such a Mooneyfucker."
by juluid May 15, 2021
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Mooneysucker

Similar to Mooneybanger but not as extreme. Someone who has friends but their friends probably don't like them or talk about them behind their back.
"Oh yeah they're a Mooneysucker. Their friends hate them."
by juluid May 15, 2021
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Dirty Mooney

The act of shitting on someones period while they are eating Cheerios.
I got called into work on my day off. Man, they really gave me a Dirty Mooney.

Quick, I need some Cheerios. She wants me to give her a Dirty Mooney.
by fyimoon February 21, 2011
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Monday mooney

A sexy beast roaming the land for her next victim
by Uhm homosexual March 14, 2021
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