monkeycrow

A guy wearing sweater vests that everyone assumes is gay because he has a life ahead of him...
Of course, getting this from the sweater vest look.
He's not bad looking at all and you secretly want to date him, but so does everyone else.
Thus, monkeycrow.

"Did you see monkeycrow?!"
"Yeah. Only he's worthy of that name."
"He's so sexy!"

by skinnywa February 6, 2010

Monkeytistic monkeycow

when you're playing Minecraft and you see a mooshroom, and then your friend starts being annoying, he's a monkeytistic monkeycow

you monkeytistic monkeycow james! why don't you go become a mooshroom yourself

by sykhor May 10, 2024