milk and cookies

Sure, you get a cookie. But the milk is really jizz.

"Hi honey, you look parched after a long day at work. Can I offer you some milk and cookies?"

by Brother Wumbo December 15, 2019

milk and cookies

The best damn comedy site around were users add the content.

I want media faster than ebaumsworld

by MalDON February 14, 2005

Milk And Cookies

Another way of saying, "Fine and dandy"

Guy 1: How are things between you and your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Everything is all milk and cookies now!

by VorpalError January 24, 2011

Milk and Cookies

the best medicine to be found in the kitchen

nestled close to the blanket with milk and cookys tiny cruukies appear

by lily June 26, 2004

Milk and cookies

When a woman (or man) places a cookie between their butt cheeks and pours milk down their back while the other person eats the cookie.

I'm going to give you some milk and cookies you'll never forget.

by Just_nasty July 30, 2011

Milk and Cookies

When a male and female are in a romantic relationship, and the male defecates in a glass of milk (non-fat, 2%, or whole milk), giving it to her without telling her or implying that there is fecal matter submerged within.

"Dude, I totally gave that bitch a Milk and Cookies!" "No way man! did she barf the turd out?"

by Metropolitan Lingo Researcher September 3, 2011

Milk and Cookies

Refering to a homosexual as a homosexual or acting like a homosexual

"Man does yo boy like mil and cookies or what"

by T Robertson March 26, 2003