Mike Mike Mike

A large and fat man who causes earthquakes every time he walks. He is known to weigh over 4000000 trillion tons

1. Mike Mike Mike: I am *heavy breathing* exhausted *heavy breathing* and tired *heavy breathing* *heavy breathing*

2. Person 1: Did you hear about the earthquake?
Person 2: yea, Mike Mike Mike must’ve caused it

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 5, 2025

Mike Mike

That guy that annoys the fuck out of you at the bar. Rabid Patriots fan but has never even been to Boston or any other place close to New England. 105 pounds on a good day and buys his clothes from the kids section at Kohl's. Will likely smoke all your cigarettes.

- "I haven't had a blowjob in months...any ideas?"
- "Call Mike Mike."

by Gay Brad June 17, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

MIKE MIKE

The MM in the Lockheed AC-130 is called MIKE MIKE

You're clear to swap to 30 Mike Mike

Copy that sir

by Deep Vein Thrombosis November 17, 2022