Mexico City Mop

When eating spicy food blowing your nose then wiping your ass with the same tissue

Brian-“Man this chille is hot!” Gunnar-“sounds like your gonna have to use the ol’ Mexico City mop”

by Jordan bennet January 8, 2025

mexico city slider

Is where you're lover jerks you of with taco or salsa dip etc. Pretty much sauces for Mexican food. Please use mild sauces for your male lovers own good.

Im going to get a Mexico City slider tonight.

by Webcutter18 April 21, 2016