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kamden mercurio

A fresh cool ass mofo that all girls want he's funny af and has a 11 inch cock
quinn- damn that motherfuckers cool af
courtney- hell yeah thats kamden mercurio
by coolestmotherfucerever. April 23, 2016
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Nike Mercurial Vapor

OMG don't they just sound expensive?!

The best quality and performance soccer cleat out of the whole Nike Mercurial Family.These shoes bump heads with the Addidas Powerswerves and any other high class soccer cleat.
Vapors come in a series:I,II,III,IV,and newly V.The color ways are pretty sick,the material is light(very high quality material btw,like this Tejin synthetic stuff),and supposedly they insanely help ball control.These soccer cleats normally range from $100-$400 and are often worn by professional soccer players like Cristiano Ronaldo but extreme soccer but extreme soccer people(FANATICS),people who are REALLY into soccer often buy these to either:

a)for the hype,to show off and they have moola
b)Make themselves feel better about playing soccer
c)MAKE THEIR SOCCER SKILLS BETTER
OR
d)adding to c:THEY ARE TIRED OF SHOPPING IN THE KIDS SECTION WITH THEIR PARENTS JUST TO GET CRAPPY CHEAP CLEATS AND WANT SOMETHING GOOD FOR ONCE!!

I fit d.

A downside to this cleat is that they get dirty and scraped easily.Also a lot of people complain about getting blisters when first wearing the shoe.
Following the soccer cleat 'game' can lead you to become similar to the nike sb sneakerheads who just collect shoes.I can understand for SBs because I do that but Mercurial vapors....umm why?they cost hella money.
Young Chaz sat in front of his computer on Youtube,watching videos of people opening their new Nike Mercurial Vapor box for the FIRST TIME,wishing that he could buy them one day.(yes people seriously do post videos of this)

Martha was so pissed when that chick stepped and made a mark on her Nike Mercurial Vapor iv's, that she totally went off and slapped the bitch.~~oh shit!new phrase:Nike Mercurial rage.
by Y-DebaCLE December 28, 2009
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freddy mercurys

Armpits, especially hairy ones. Reference to lead singer from Queen, who frequently displayed his armpits in photos and video.
"Show us your freddy mercurys!"
by Jake Card April 8, 2006
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mercurialmind

"oh he plays skywars? does he like watching mercurialmind on youtube?"
"no, he doesn't like any youtubers"
by SSR Rules November 5, 2020
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mercurial

Quick, swift, especially when in reference to skating. Hard to get noticed by opposing players. See Tony Sturmanis
Whilest Michael W. Harmon was clunky and brutal, Tony Sturmanis was mercurial
by Curtis Raye February 29, 2004
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Getting Freddie Mercuried, Doing a Freddie Mercury

Having a very androgynous life style with questionable sense of fashion, going to strip clubs and getting fucked and discovering that you have HIV and then AIDS, and then being a fucking god whilst dying at the same time.
Getting Freddie Mercuried, Doing a Freddie Mercury
by N_0VA January 31, 2019
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Mercurial

Reciprocal oral sex involving a male and a transexual/transvestite. A sixty-nine with a tranny.
If you're looking for a life-changing mercurial, Brazil's your place!
by Pete Walker (Inverness) January 10, 2008
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