Red Meat Eater

A red meat eater is a man who likes his women just like his steaks - Big and thick with a lot of marbling.

Like: " Yo, wat you think bout Ashley Graham?"
"Oh Dog, yes indeed! I'm a "red meat eater".

by PavlovDog f it shkng I b druln August 06, 2018

Meat Eater's Surprise

It is when somebody chops off one's dick, shoves it up his ass, has somebody pee on it and then cut themself and bleed on it. Then he must start licking it.

You don't want to see what a Meat Eater's surprise is.

by OYE COMO VA2 November 20, 2008