verb: to enroll as a member of a body and especially of a college or university. (kind of sounds dirty, so it is good to use on dumb fucks who are fat and were only tshirts, also they want know the word b/c their being dumb keeps them from matriculating)
During the graduation ceremonies, Jack couldn't help but think of the first time that he and Stephanie matriculated.
by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

1. Hey, i'm-a go pop at theze breezys and see what I can matriculate.
2. Thizz club is dead. Let'z go matriculate over to Jevaun'z house and see if tha house-party'z craccin.
2. Thizz club is dead. Let'z go matriculate over to Jevaun'z house and see if tha house-party'z craccin.
by Rill Talk July 28, 2008

by Jaclyn Mary December 21, 2008

Ex. I must matriculate this cheese, before I can get a good profit from it.
Ex. Matriculate your essay, and correct your grammar mistakes, then I will take another look at it.
Ex. Matriculate your essay, and correct your grammar mistakes, then I will take another look at it.
by Fub257 December 29, 2009

by DrAstroZoom January 9, 2004

Cyrus exhibited a lackadaisical attitude in the last 2 months of his sophomore year in high school due to his premature matriculation into Seton Hall University.
by DJCOJO July 8, 2010

Matriculative Dynamics is a totally fake business buzz word. In a world of overused business buzz words like “verticals”, “synergy”, and “bandwidth”... it seemed that something should be made up that is nonsensical and could be woven into conversation. The word was created on 5/21/22 in Atlanta, Ga in closed door meeting of the MDIC.
The Matriculative Dynamics of the vertical and horizontal onboarding of this data is going to be a real pain. We should circle back and have a zoom call to discuss.
by JRamsy May 13, 2021
