garrett masterson

fucking weird
but also funny

garrett masterson is someone who try’s to drown you and throws you off your shoulders

by 69696 0K B00M3R May 26, 2019

mastersoning

When you guzzle so much cum that it seeps into your cervix, thus impregnating yourself.

After mastersoning many men for many years, I finally got pregnant with a bastard child

by Franksgizz March 27, 2015