1) Jumps through the room like a kangaroo on coffee. High chance of hitting head. Extremely high chance of shaking impressive booty. Keep bandages close to prevent blood induced barfing.
2) A person who can go from John Cena to Samson in under two seconds.
3) The sweetest gangster you can find.
2) A person who can go from John Cena to Samson in under two seconds.
3) The sweetest gangster you can find.
"Pff... easy, I can do that with my eyes closed."
"You're bluffing, you're such a Maartje"
**Actually pulls it off**
"You're bluffing, you're such a Maartje"
**Actually pulls it off**
by djonseena November 22, 2021
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"Oh dear, look at his face! What happened to him?"
"He most likely met his Maartje!"
2. "Run! There's a Maartje heading our way!"
"Oh dear, look at his face! What happened to him?"
"He most likely met his Maartje!"
2. "Run! There's a Maartje heading our way!"
by Scott Tribbleswatter December 29, 2008
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