lapse of judgment

When one has made an error that they would not have ordinarily made, they have had a lapse in judgment.

"I got very intoxicated and ate an entire cake. I had a momentary lapse of judgment."

by Peaches86 October 4, 2018

lapse in fudgement

when you're taking a shit and after the first log has dropped you experience a moment of paused defecation before the second log drops

Sorry I'm late but I couldn't hastily defecate due to a momentary lapse in fudgement

by Skawt Ef January 5, 2008

chick lapse

doing something irreparably stupid as a result of a temporary lapse in reason caused by a hot chick.

(not to be confused with chicks' laps, which are significantly cooler)

Dude Uno: Hey so are you and Matt on speaking terms now?

Dude Dos: Na, i fucked up our relationship by going after his girl
Stacey.

Dude Uno : Man, you had yourself a major chick lapse.

by batt men December 24, 2008

Times lapse

The time-lag between when a phenomenon becomes common knowledge and the time it gets written up in The New York Times.

"Did you see that Times piece on freeganism last week? I met my first freegan a decade ago. That was a pretty egregious Times lapse even by their clueless standards."

by Media Watcher November 1, 2009

Fart Lapse

The period of time it takes between the fart and the recognition of the fart, from another person.

"Hoorah, today I got a record Fart Lapse of 21.54 seconds!"

by JollyGoodShow April 19, 2014

jester lapse

Pedophile (black guy).. Normally lurks around Facebook for young White Women.. GraalOnline/Tiger

Jester Lapse :Online Gansta thinking he's hard

by TheRealBree October 8, 2013

Body-lapse

A series of pictures that are taken throughout the process of a body changes like pregnancy, weight loss and body building. People try to show their progress.

"My friend made an awesome body-lapse video of her pregnancy - hers belly is every day bigger and bigger."

by Mörököllit January 27, 2015