Kentucky Meat Shower

When you're minding your own business in the woods pounding out a squirrel, then turn your head and your cousins nuts drag down your face and his cock plops into your mouth.

Yeah squirrel, you like that shit don't yughghg. Damnit Fred, I didn't ask for a Kentucky Meat shower!

Kentucky Meat Shower by virtual-fatality March 16, 2026

Kentucky Meat Showers

An unusual phenomenon which also is a group sex act.

3 inches or less have been reported for the act except one extreme occurrence of 20-30 inches.

Also referred to as Gods Bukkake as it could get even the virgin Mary pregnant; perhaps explaining immaculate conception.

...may also describe vultures vomiting up meat over Kentucky.. but...we all know that is fake news.

God came out of the sky..must be Kentucky Meat showers. Take your birth control ladies!!

I broke Sarge everybody...must be Kentucky Meat Showers

Damn...that's a cow shaped hole in that....'boat'...Kentucky Meat Showers served again.

Kentucky Meat Showers by A Minnesotan January 3, 2019