Kekoa

Teh koOkie monsther wif tew teef. (s)he is teh phattest, oogliest and chodiest phag yew will ewer c.

Kekoa is the hottest guy around. He has 900 teeth and loves to eat making him the fattest guy around. Besides eating he loves being a fag. He is so much of a fag that he has so many friends. He has his man boobs, enormous butt and seems like all his fat is in his pretty face. He is so smart but dosn't have a brain in either head. One day, he will get a girlfriend, and i feel sorry for that girl.

by Aawin Chwin January 12, 2010

Kekoa Blaisdell

The best first string quarterback in the world.

I wish i had a throwing arm like Kekoa Blaisdell

by Baller Shayne November 15, 2010

Kekoa

He is a big daddy of all the ladies. If he goes to coconut island stay away from him otherwise his body will blow you away

Kekoa is yes

by hendnsvksa May 31, 2022

National Kekoa Day

The day Kekoa became cool. They also got off there butt for one day and did something besides playing video games.

Guys its national kekoa day lets go do somthing

by savage_abra May 26, 2022

Kekoa the poser

Kekoa the poser is a poser who sucks at skateboarding and is also canceled and if you see him on a skateboard know that he is a poser.

Kekoa the poser gets on his skateboard and everyone calls him a poser and he is cancelled.

by butts27456127845682436 December 6, 2021

kekoa murayama

Energy put off from pure souls

Your vibe gives off kekoa murayama

by SirDoWrite March 11, 2023